It's time for Animaniacs! And we're zany to the max! So just sit back and relax, you'll laugh 'til you collapse. We're Animaniacs! Come join the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister, Dot. Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot! They lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught! But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot! We're Animaniacs! Dot is cute, and Yakko yaks! Wakko packs away the snacks, While Bill Clinton plays the sax¹. We're Animaniacs! Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe². Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse! Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse! The writers flipped; we have no script Why bother to rehearse? We're Animaniacs! We have pay-or-play contracts! We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks! We're Animanie! Totally insaney! Here's the show's namey³! Animaniacs! Those are the facts!